Friday, October 21, 2005

States by Smarts? 

Not sure if I put any stock into this type of stuff, but apparently Texas is smack in the middle when states are ranked by smarts...

I hear all the time that Austin has the most PhDs per capita of any U.S. city...is that true?

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Book Him 

Delay's arrest warrant here.

Looking forward to posting some indictments from the Plame affair soon as well.

UPDATE: Man...Delay looks better in this mug shot than he does in most of his campaign literature.

I wonder how many takes it took.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Ode to Grumpy McJerkystops 

This is a little poem I wrote to one of the shuttle drivers who works the Enfield Rd. route that picks up right outside my apartment complex.

"Ode to Grumpy McJerkystops"
You drive that bus like you're in a race.
Like there's beer and pie if you win first place.
But the way you jam down on the brake, sans grace,
Sends a geyser of coffee up into my face.
The End

I hate you, McJerkystops. I hate you, your singularly ridiculous-looking Fu Manchu, and those fading tattoos on your chest and upper arms that may or may not be klan-related.

On the other hand, if you have some rare physical ailment that causes you to involuntarily kick your right foot forward, I applaud you for resting it over the brake pedal instead of the gas. I prefer my jerky stops to be pedal-induced -- at least when object-induced is the other option.


We'll get 'em tonight for sure.

But if it's the bottom of the ninth and we're ahead by 2 runs and there's two men on and Pujols steps up, Garner better pull his head out of his ass and make the call to WALK THE MOTHERFUCKER!

That is all.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Go 'Stros 

I can't believe they turned that double play.

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