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Friday, March 11, 2005

The ACLU 

Seems to be getting even more flack from the Right than usual lately. As a longtime member, I'm proud. This means we're on the right track.

For example, when ol' blowhard Billy says stuff like this . . .
So look, I'm declarin' war on the ACLU. I think they're a terrorist group. They're terrorizin' me and my family. They're terrorizing me. I think they're terrorists. Can I get some lawyers to help me out here? Can we sue 'em? They're puttin' us all in danger.
. . . you know you're doing something right.

But what really got me to post about this was this from Fafblog - your only source of Fafblog:
"Gentlemen, gentlemen, please," says God. "I believe I have the solution. You may call Me old-fashioned, but I believe the governing structure of this new law should be based firmly on the Biblical principles of a strong executive, an independent judiciary, a bicameral legislature with an upper and lower house, checks and balances, and a bill of rights to ensure the preservation of basic liberties."
"That's a great idea God!" says me. "I don't know why we didn't think it up ourselves!"

Then when nobody's lookin Warren Burger an the ACLU show up an beat up God an steal his lunch money an that's when slavery an stuff happens.
Genius.

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