Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Pet Segregation 

Law Prohibits Dog and Cat in Same House.

Our canine superiors are cementing their control. They're passing laws making it illegal to have a cat and a dog cohabitate. Through this measure and their advanced surveillance techniques, the dogs are clearly planning to elminate both their arch nemeses, the cats, and the humans that support them in one swift assault. The law, of course, prevents any of the canines themselves from being unwittingly destroyed in the catastrophic attack to come.

God help us cat lovers, one and all.


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