Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Headline of the Year! 

Okay...I've been writing on and off for a little while now about how our canine overlords will soon rise up and take their rightful place as our Masters and Commanders...

First, they have learned to shoot us.

Then, we discover they can smell cancer (because they created it?).

Now this...the headline of the year.

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It.

Turn off the lights, cower in fear under a blanket, and don't make a sound. They're coming for your penis.

(Thanks to Mr. Robert M for the tip on this lovely headline)

UPDATE: Cat lover's everywhere have seized on this event to deliver what must be the coup de gras in the ongoing cat lovers v. dog lovers debate:
"Cats...they'll never eat your penis."


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