Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Discounts for Anarchists 

Jesus...talk about postmodern ridiculousness...

NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg has created a way for "peaceful protestors" to get discounts at hotels, restaurants, and shopping areas while in the city to protest the RNC. The really priceless part is this:

Even anarchists can enjoy saving money as they seek to scuttle America's capitalist system, the mayor admitted.

"They would still get the discount, even if they're an anarchist," said the mayor.
You're joking, right? They're going to give happy-fun-discount cards to the black bloc? Makes sense.

In his next decision as mayor, Bloomberg plans to spray environmentalists with pestacides, free of charge. It's all a part of the city's wider Piss People Off for Peace and Profit Initiative.


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